May 2012
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star trek: enterprise isn't bad
i think they should have kept the name Enterprise (sans Star Trek prefix) though - it was more poetic.
hah at this rate i should rename this blog...
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oh beth you so crazy
Me: Are you a star?
Beth: Yes. A big burning ball of gasm.
Beth: *gas oh my god
Me: BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Beth: OH MY GOD
Me: Best. Typo. Ever.
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“I solemnly swear to never use bits of you in pasta sauce.”
– Mine self, in a conversation with lé Beth (we have the best conversations)
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beth requires me to do this and one does not...
This tag is to get to know the person behind the blog better. As with any tagging game there are rules:
Rule 1 - Post the rules. Rule 2 - Answer the questions the tagger set for you in their post and then make 11 new ones. Rule 3 - Tag 11 people and link them to your post. (poster’s note: why is it 11?) Rule 4 - Let them know you’ve tagged them. (aw hell naw)
1. Your favourite childhood...
“it is about butts. butts are always serious.”
– Beth (on Questions About Butts)
April 2012
the-cloudspire asked: Why are your tits not calm, grasshopper?
disappear from tumblr for months, no asks
YOU SURE KNOW HOW TO MAKE A GIRL FEEL LOVED
hey tumblr
it’s been a long time, how have you been?
Katniss and Peeta: the married years, Pt. 2
Peeta: Katniss and I would just like to announce that she has a bun in the oven
Katniss: Oh shut the fuck up
Katniss: Your puns are shitty, real or not real
Katniss: It's real fyi
Katniss: Bring me some cake
Katniss: You did this to me
Katniss: Sunset orange is a stupid color
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to deleted tumblr or not to deleted tumblr
Rotus Cars →
I really don't know clouds at all.
March 2012
When you know you're falling for someone:
staypozitive:
you immediately text/call them.
you wait for them to text/call you back if they don’t pick up.
you check up on their tumblr or facebook to see how they’ve been doing.
you try not to get attached.
you have trouble sleeping if they don’t wish you good night.
you hope they like you just the same.
you only think about him/her.
you only want to talk to him/her.
you become...
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that depressing moment when the girl you’re interested in mentions “the only guy [she’s] been interested in for ages” and she’s not talking about you
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Boy: alksjfhadluin,sdnsfn
Girl: fuoysdgfiluhseo78ioueytgfjfhs
Boy: nfousiphdhf984wlnfkjdn you're so cute
Girl: fliysdgfo47hfho78shghbofyck
“I’m just glad it’s wedding rings instead of leotards.”
– Beth (on a strange dream she had)
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i am not strong.
i think my feelings broke
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i am a mess
and there are too many people swimming around in my head
it’s confusing
also, publish ALL the drafts
here we are, going far, to save all that we love
if we give what we’ve got
we will make it through
here we are, like a star
shining bright on the world
todaaaaaaaaaay
make evil go awaaaaaayy
in which my friend consumes a teaspoon of vegemite
Asta: i just a spoonful of vegemite
Asta: i remember why it's a terrible idea
Me: hahaha
Asta: IT STICKS TO THE INSIDE OF MY INSIDES
Asta: ASDF
Asta: EVERYTHING
Asta: IS SALT
Asta: IT'S GREAT
Asta: BUT
Me: SO MUCH UMAMI
Asta: THE BURNING
Asta: EVERYTHING IS UMAMI
Asta: ASDGHKJL
Asta: IT'S LIKE A SALTY FIRE INSIDE MY FACE
neglect tumblr, like a boss
10 hours of sleep, tired as fuck
4 hours of sleep, shake it off and all good
LOGIC
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i need my escape back.
i don’t know if i can survive another five months of this
