May 2012
May 27th
24,058 notes
1 tag
May 27th
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May 27th
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star trek: enterprise isn't bad
i think they should have kept the name Enterprise (sans Star Trek prefix) though - it was more poetic.
May 5th
hah at this rate i should rename this blog...
May 5th
2 tags
oh beth you so crazy
Me: Are you a star?
Beth: Yes. A big burning ball of gasm.
Beth: *gas oh my god
Me: BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Beth: OH MY GOD
Me: Best. Typo. Ever.
May 5th
1 note
2 tags
“I solemnly swear to never use bits of you in pasta sauce.”
– Mine self, in a conversation with lé Beth (we have the best conversations)
May 5th
3 tags
beth requires me to do this and one does not...
This tag is to get to know the person behind the blog better. As with any tagging game there are rules: Rule 1 - Post the rules.  Rule 2 - Answer the questions the tagger set for you in their post and then make 11 new ones.  Rule 3 - Tag 11 people and link them to your post. (poster’s note: why is it 11?) Rule 4 - Let them know you’ve tagged them. (aw hell naw) 1. Your favourite childhood...
May 5th
“it is about butts. butts are always serious.”
– Beth (on Questions About Butts)
May 5th
2 notes
April 2012
the-cloudspire asked: Why are your tits not calm, grasshopper?
Apr 27th
disappear from tumblr for months, no asks
YOU SURE KNOW HOW TO MAKE A GIRL FEEL LOVED
Apr 27th
hey tumblr
it’s been a long time, how have you been?
Apr 27th
Apr 21st
Apr 20th
1 note
Katniss and Peeta: the married years, Pt. 2
Peeta: Katniss and I would just like to announce that she has a bun in the oven
Katniss: Oh shut the fuck up
Katniss: Your puns are shitty, real or not real
Katniss: It's real fyi
Katniss: Bring me some cake
Katniss: You did this to me
Katniss: Sunset orange is a stupid color
Apr 12th
1,066 notes
1 tag
to deleted tumblr or not to deleted tumblr
Apr 1st
Rotus Cars →
Apr 1st
2 notes
I really don't know clouds at all.
Apr 1st
March 2012
Mar 31st
71,178 notes
Mar 29th
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Mar 27th
44,018 notes
When you know you're falling for someone:
staypozitive: you immediately text/call them. you wait for them to text/call you back if they don’t pick up. you check up on their tumblr or facebook to see how they’ve been doing. you try not to get attached. you have trouble sleeping if they don’t wish you good night. you hope they like you just the same. you only think about him/her. you only want to talk to him/her. you become...
Mar 27th
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Mar 27th
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Mar 27th
67,776 notes
2 tags
that depressing moment when the girl you’re interested in mentions “the only guy [she’s] been interested in for ages” and she’s not talking about you
Mar 27th
Mar 25th
1 tag
Mar 25th
1 tag
Boy: alksjfhadluin,sdnsfn
Girl: fuoysdgfiluhseo78ioueytgfjfhs
Boy: nfousiphdhf984wlnfkjdn you're so cute
Girl: fliysdgfo47hfho78shghbofyck
Mar 24th
1,523 notes
“I’m just glad it’s wedding rings instead of leotards.”
– Beth (on a strange dream she had)
Mar 24th
2 notes
Mar 23rd
Mar 23rd
1 tag
i am not strong.
Mar 23rd
i think my feelings broke
Mar 23rd
Mar 23rd
886 notes
1 tag
i am a mess and there are too many people swimming around in my head it’s confusing also, publish ALL the drafts
Mar 23rd
here we are, going far, to save all that we love
if we give what we’ve got we will make it through here we are, like a star shining bright on the world todaaaaaaaaaay make evil go awaaaaaayy
Mar 23rd
Mar 21st
1 note
Mar 20th
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Mar 20th
408 notes
Mar 20th
34,524 notes
Mar 20th
471 notes
Mar 18th
629 notes
Mar 15th
in which my friend consumes a teaspoon of vegemite
Asta: i just a spoonful of vegemite
Asta: i remember why it's a terrible idea
Me: hahaha
Asta: IT STICKS TO THE INSIDE OF MY INSIDES
Asta: ASDF
Asta: EVERYTHING
Asta: IS SALT
Asta: IT'S GREAT
Asta: BUT
Me: SO MUCH UMAMI
Asta: THE BURNING
Asta: EVERYTHING IS UMAMI
Asta: ASDGHKJL
Asta: IT'S LIKE A SALTY FIRE INSIDE MY FACE
Mar 14th
neglect tumblr, like a boss
Mar 14th
Mar 9th
10 hours of sleep, tired as fuck 4 hours of sleep, shake it off and all good LOGIC
Mar 9th
Mar 7th
90,977 notes
1 tag
i need my escape back.
i don’t know if i can survive another five months of this
Mar 7th
Mar 7th
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